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A’capella cover, huh… we’ll see about th… … HOLY MOTHER OF GOD.
this is fucking good.
O_O
“We out in nature dawg, ain’t no need to use dictionary words like ‘beverage.’ “
OMR. I’m crying from this blog right now.
“I’mma tape a Kudos bar on Raymond’s back… We get attacks by a bear or sumthin, he gunna eat his ass first.”
What Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Stronger? I think not.
Kelly Clarkson, I know a million things that won’t kill me, but it definitely doesn’t make me stronger. For instance:
Rubber duckies
Being stabbed
A double cheeseburger
Being stomped on with combat boots
Constipation
Headaches
A basketball hitting my head
Tripping
Cold showers
Sexual frustration
Fevers
Food poisoning
Losing brain cells [from watching Jersey Shore, the Kardashians, smoking, etc]
Choking
Being beat with a baseball bat
Listening to Wiz Khalifa
Playing video games 48 hours straight
Not eating for 7 hours
..Among other things.
My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
Sister: You tell him.
Me: And if he doesn't like you?
Sister: You kill him.
